Saturday, December 17, 2005

2006 World Cup in Germany - Raise the Banners!

Big shot out to my man Jay Dedman and his girl Ryan for biggin up The $hogun Lord Svetti Snakes a.k.a Coyote Hitchcock down on the Lower East Side and in the space of a Noo Yawk minute got The $hogun up in attack mode in the blogging wars...

For those catz who catch The $hogun on the flatscreen every Thursday at 7:30pm on Manhattan Neighborhood Network Channel 56 or hear me spit game (hip hop & soccer) wit my main homie Hadji every Saturday on WEBR 6-7pm (global webcast) or maybe even caught the films Braggadoccio or P.A.T which I directed and produced or the current music videos being shot in Brook-lawn -- you know that even if you hate my shite -- you gotta say that the crusty curmedgeon is at the very least prolific!!

Enough on that -- time to get to the steak!! Check out the website - (http://www.roadtothecup.com) that's how we get off... With the announcement of the 2006 World Cup in Germany and watching the draw it came to The $hogun's attention that the United States was drawn with the Czech Republic, Italy, & Ghana in Group A... whut??!! Go figure! Leave it to crooked ole Fifa to throw the United States into the Group of Death!! But don't worry -- The $hogun's vizion ain't blurry... the American boyz are gonna see their way outta this mess!!

...And as I was text messagin Hadji while thirstin my 4th Guinness at the Irish dive down on 3rd Ave. two things sprang to The $hogun's still lucid mind... first -- since I'm going to Germany this summer for my fourth World Cup it's good to know that even though things suck for my boyz on the pitch - that at least for the U.S. Supporters we're grouped with the hottest birds... I mean Italy and the Czech Republic -- what??!! ...and don't sleep on Ghana neither -- some fine nubile young birds once you snatch that Kente cloth off!!!

The second thing that fired up the brain cells was the understanding that Bruce Arena was gonna have his work cut out for him... While I have no doubt that the United States will make it out of the group by beating the Czech Republic, tying Italy and smashing Ghana - the current lineup of U.S. stars while certainly a competent bunch are going to need that extra splash of gin in the tonic -- so to speak -- they gonna need that "super" in their charger and whether it's Landon Donovan or DaMarcus Beasley or maybe some cat who is yet to be a household name -- but for Bruce Arena's master plan to be successful -- someone out of the U.S. camp is going to have to become World Famous -- just like homie from around the way - Ron Davis - ya dig??!!

Like Nike said -- "will it be you??!!"

Man up!!! Raise the flags!!! The U.S. and The $hogun Lord Svetti Snakes a.k.a. Coyote Hitchcock are coming to Germany to win the World Cup!!!

..and you??!!

I wouldn't bet against us!!!

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The $hogun Lord Svetti Snakes a.k.a Coyote Hitchcock